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inFAMOUS
posted by Alex on 5/29/2009

Lets face it, most super hero games suck ass. I think the only game to do Super Heroes a little bit of justice, has been one or two of the Spider-Man games but even those don't compare to the badass inFAMOUS.

The game plays like a 3rd person shooter without guns. You only have one super power, and that's the use of Electricity. You might think, eh, sounds boring but trust me there is plenty of destruction to be had with just this one supercharged power. From electronic pulse grenades, to thunder drops and finally shockwaves, killing enemies is never boring. You have the option of playing the good guy or the bad guy and leveling up your powers adds to the overall addiction of collecting and completing missions.

Good Guy:

Bad Guy:
 

The game does a lot of things right. Free form climbing and urban exploration works like a charm, using a sort of "spidey sense" allows you to locate Dead Drops and Ray Spheres that adds additional battery cores and the gameplay mechanics are rock solid. There are a few graphic hickups here and there, which is expected in an open world game like this. Despite that, the engine holds up well during some impressive firefights where explosions rock the entire screen. Cars will be flying all over the place as you wreak destruction upon anyone who gets in your way.

The fact that you can shoot from just about anywhere, even when gliding down is simply awesome:

Once you get the glide ability, jumping from rooftop to rooftop makes traveling much faster.

Its kinda funny that the best super hero game ever released is based on a super hero that has never graced the cover of a comic book. Still, you'd be doing yourself a massive disservice if you didn't check out this amazing gem of a game.

-Alex Out


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The Man!
posted by Alex on 4/27/2009

So, David Jaffe (Creative Director for God of War) has an awesome Doctor. So awesome, that I'm super jealous because I feel most Dr.'s are full of shit and don't care to pennies about you. Just ask Wendy, our Dr. never called to get on her ass about her high cholesterol! Why can't these fools be more like the Doctors on Scrubs? Anyhow, Jaffe's Dr. sent his patients an email over the weekend regarding this new Swine epidemic that's quite interesting to read:

Just wash your hands.

Every year, hundreds of viruses pass through the pediatric and adult community. Many of the bugs are disruptive and keep kids out of school and adults away from work. Some of the viruses have unique signs and symptoms, but most just cause amorphous aches, sneezing, coughing or intestinal upset.

Influenza viruses, especially new ones, trigger more news stories and can be made to seem much more frightening and dangerous than they really are. Government agencies and media don't supply statistical context and make it sound like you've got a "fifty-fifty" chance of contracting this new virus. They then make it sound like a lot of people who get this influenza end up in the hospital and may die. Statistically, nothing could be further from the truth: The chance that the new virus is really dangerous is small. The chance that you'll get it is much, much smaller, and the possibility that you or a family member will be harmed by the virus is so slim that the news should be on page twenty, not page one.

Swine Flu is a virus for which there is no vaccine, no threat to your family and there are undoubtedly tens of thousands of harmless undiagnosed cases throughout the world. The news stories are probably taking a hundred questionable respiratory deaths in Mexico and guessing.

There actually is a very, very small chance that this virus could cause severe illness and whenever this occurs hospitalization and even fatalities are reported. The likelihood of a pandemic is miniscule, but newspapers, governments agencies and the manufacturers of pharmaceuticals do their best work and make their biggest sales when people are scared.

Tamiflu is recommended for treatment and prevention of this influenza virus. The company which gets the drug's royalties (Gilead) has as a major stockholder--previously Chairman--one Donald Rumsfeld.

Local pharmacies are already running low on Tamiflu.

Connect these dots.

Link 1

Link 2

Link 3

Link 4

Link 5

The usual boring admonitions apply: wash your hands, stay well-rested and well-hydrated. You do not need to buy Tamiflu. It is an effective antiviral drug but has possible side effects.

As far as our office prescribing Tamiflu, we would rather not, but we will if you insist. I promise you that I personally am purchasing none for my family and would recommend the same to you.

Best,

Jay
JNG, MD FAAP

-Alex Out

Fuck the man!


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Resident Evil 5 Action Figures
posted by Alex on 4/24/2009

I must have these:

-Alex Out


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Jack as Tracy
posted by Alex on 3/31/2009

Hilarious clip of Jack helping Tracy during a therapy session:

-Alex Out


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Funny Conversations
posted by Alex on 3/27/2009

One of the reasons why I love the Metal Gear Solid series is because they tend to have hilarious conversations. The writing in Metal Gear Solid 3 was particularly sharp. Thought I'd share a few of my favorites:

[if you call Sigint while wearing a cardboard box]
Sigint: Uh,Snake... what are you doing?
Naked Snake: I'm in a box.
Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?
Naked Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistible urge to get inside. No not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Sigint: Destiny...?
Naked Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
Sigint: ...
Naked Snake: Does any of that make sense?
Sigint: Not even a little.
Naked Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Sigint: Man. I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange?
Naked Snake: ...
Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway. I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.

 

Sigint: Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a "NAKED" option under "UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever.
Naked Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Naked Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: ...Man, you do whatever you want.
Naked Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Naked Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say what?
Naked Snake: My pants, can I...
Sigint: Aw, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!

 

Para-Medic: [On the radio] Snake, have you seen "007: From Russia with Love"?
Naked Snake: I don't like those movie. Real spies are nothing like James Bond. It's pure fantasy.
Para-Medic: Snake, I don't think the Major's going to like you saying that.
Naked Snake: And even though it's fiction. I can't help but comparing myself to Bond.
Major Zero: What exactly don't you like about James Bond? Is it the fantastic gadgets? The cars? The guns?
Naked Snake: Major...!
Major Zero: Snake, wouldn't you like to have a gun shaped like a pen?
Naked Snake: What good is a pen going to do me in the jungle? I'd look like a fool.
Major Zero: Then what about a snake-shaped gun? You could make it look like you're grappling with a giant snake and then get a shot in on the enemy while they're distracted.
Naked Snake: Ok, now you're being ridiculous.

Have a good weekend!

-Alex Out


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